Product of the week

UV Reactive Yooperlite Crystal Carving with a cheeky inscription, showcasing glowing orange specks against a gray backdrop. UV light is needed to make it glow baby!

HERE IS MY PRODUCT OF THE WEEK!

Here Lies My Last Fuck Crystal Tombstone

Chosen for its versatile nature, it can be placed absolutely anywhere when you're all out of fucks!

Plus, we're a week away from Halloween, so I'm making an effort here. And it's a CRYSTAL, so naturally I am hyperventilating with excitement!

I think a lot of people had high hopes for 2026, especially when the spiritual folks were banging on about it being the Year of the Horse, taking action, and in numerology 2026 = 10, which rounds down to 1, meaning a fresh start and a new cycle.

Yadda yadda.

Now, I don't know about you, but I've had WAY too many What The Actual Fuck moments this year and have fast reached the point where I have absolutely no fucks left to give.

So, given all of that, how absolutely spiffing to discover a product that seriously reflects the current energy!

HERE LIES MY LAST FUCK CRYSTAL TOMBSTONE

£9.99 — Click here to view

Available in several different materials, including Que Sera, Green Aventurine, Brecciated Jasper, Rose Quartz, Sodalite and Yooperlite… and probably a few more my last-fuck brain has forgotten to mention.

BE HONEST… HOW MANY FUCKS HAVE YOU GOT LEFT?

A) Several – I am a full-on Namaste soul.

B) One – and someone is currently testing it.

C) Zero – the funeral date is TBC.

D) I've been all out of fucks since 2020 began.

Feel free to comment as we all need a giggle at this point in the year!